Ghouls of Halloween

While many spontaneous thrill seekers flocked to Sentosa in search of spooks and spectres this Halloween Weekend, paranormal activities were reported back in mainland Singapore.


Authorities, who were busy carving Jack-o-lanterns, were alerted by frantic park goers who spotted a creature lurking near Kallang Riverside Park. Intially dismissing the report as a hoax, the authorities sat upright upon hearing the roars of the creature.

Creature doing a "rawr".

Due to fears of mass hysteria, the Authorities filed for immediate injuction of the spread of the news on any social media platform (hence YOU not having the slightest clue this happened) and immediately called upon leaders of the field to investigate this matter.

Therefore, yours truly was summoned to the scene.

My first encounter with the creature was ...while it was sniffing flowers.

Which was quite a turn off since i expected a mega tonne fire breathing reptillian swaggering it's crushing spiked-ball tail exhaling toxic fumes and upsetting richter scales with each step it took. Well, you could say i was farely disappointed with how retarded the creature looked in reality.


Still, i did not let my guard down as i approached the unknown entity with much caution, drawing up battle plans simultaneously in my head.

Thought number 1: i obviously was no match for ANY creature, let alone an unclassified species like this one. Upon ANY signs that my life was in peril, i would run.

Thought number 2: in my most altruistic self, i would gather as much information of the creature for the good of all Singaporeans. For the good of the world. For the progress of Science. For the betterment of living.

A quick duck to the left, 3 sommersaults to the right and 26 leopard crawls northwest, i was next to the creature and safely in it's blindspot.

Peering at the creature's menacing jaws.

Made a mental note not to end up between those!

Big round yellow eyes.

Definitely not of asian origins.

A red secondary head on it's left.

A blue secondary head on it's right.

I remembered reading some theories from Supernatural Monsters Origins and Knowledge of Evolution (or SMOKE for short) and hence made my deductions for such a queer evolution of the existence of two secondary heads with different colours: to remind the main head which side it is facing. You know, like when sometimes you face your right and forget which side u're facing? Yeah you get my point...right?

Creature had a sturdy body, which strangely seemed to look like logs and pipes.

Oh wait, is the creature wearing a name tag???!

The fascinating sight of the creature's physique must have distracted me from my sole mission here, which was to gather information! Using my unique ability of READING, i could tell that R-i-v-e-r M-o-n-s-t-e-r spelt River Monster! I immediately sent back this useful intel to the Authorities eagerly waiting my every morsel of intelligence i had on the creature.



However, as you can see, the descriptions were either hieroglyphic or cryptic and it would take too long to decipher them. One thing was clear though, a River Monster has taken shore on our sunny island!

Suddenly another creature lunged towards me from nowhere!

I made 4 sommersaults back and sidestepped 7 times to a safer spot. That was close.

What... what on earth is this?!

My sudden movements must have started the River Monster. With a loud roar, (which sounded strangely like the horn of a ship) it surged towards the river bank and disappeared as the other creature scuttled away.

Should u encounter any similar creatures in Singapore, do contact lead paranormal investigator Uncle Yussof.

Remember friends,
Low Creature Report doesn't mean No Creature Report.

In the meantime, enjoy your Halloween!!!