Not so great news, they kinda stinge on the meat and rice and no longer garnish the soup with spring onions.
Greetings readers!
I was enjoying the solitude and chewing on a roast chicken tonight when suddenly this chinese speaking fortune teller sat in front of me and started telling me about how my eyes hint that i'm damn intelligent (haha what a joke) and how my nose hints of my wealth (when he obviously should look at my bank account instead).
What usually took me 10 minutes took me half an hour. I was my most patronising self, nodding to everything he said and looking all interested. Well perhaps i had nothing better to do, was heading home to sleep anyway, might as well listen to a bed time story.
Case in point, i did not want to part with my $10 note. I detest fortune tellers and cab drivers. Moreover I didn't want my fortune told in chinese; i might not even understand half of it! He kept asking me if i understood what he was saying. Partially. Can half price? He's most likely a conman anyway. If u happen to be eating somewhere in Geylang, this guy is on the prowl! Beware. He likes to con teenagers.
I, on the other hand, have my own means of fortune telling!
Here are my Top10 signs that u have good luck:
1) My girlfriend decides that premarital sex is okay. (LOL)
2) I pick up >$5 note on some random street. ( Usually my short sightedness allow allows others to pick it up before me @#$%)
3) The Indian Prata man charges me much less than i'm supposed to pay. (Yay! I'd like cheap Bryani too )
4) I catch a Mobster/ Leprechaun on Mousehunt!
5) The Warmonger Mouse drops me sandblasted metal/ sphynx crystal.
6) I catch a shark with a level 1 net in Fishing Joy! ( i just did so today!)
7) I strike toto/4D.
8) I make a straight flush against a Nut flush.
9) I river a royal flush against a straight flush.
10) Doctors realise my blood is immune to the Zombie Apocalypse.
And you know u're down on your luck on the days when you fire your level7 net and unbeknowst to you, a level1 gupppy is swimming under your cannon. Or when your level 7 net misses every school of fish and flies out of the screen. FYL.
I guess it isn't religion nor money that holds me back from extending my arm to get my palm read. It's just...life is supposed to be a mystery isn't it?
"But better to not know which moment may be your last, every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all." -Captain Jack Sparrow
It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy?
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